the swellers

Posted in Uncategorized on December 5, 2008 by thefuckingmitten

swellers

members:

nick diener – vocals, guitar
jono diener – vocals, drums
nate lamberts – bass

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the swellers – end of discussion

1. immunity
2. anything
3. his name is robert paulson
4. sightless
5. i wanna be in the mob
6. sunshine
7. zombie pirates from outer space
8. erased
9. losing my girl
10. get the process changed

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submissions

Posted in Uncategorized on November 7, 2008 by thefuckingmitten

my computer took a shit and i lost the majority of the music i had. if anybody has any good local music they’d like to see on here then please email it to me at mackenzielhyde@gmail.com. use the subject submission please.

lingua franca

Posted in lingua franca with tags on November 5, 2008 by thefuckingmitten

lingua franca formed in 2003 after the break up of may/june (which i’ll post about once i track down their other album). while together, they released a 2 song demo, the grand piano ep, and split 7″ with the conqueror worm. after they broke up in 2005, stephen went on to form empty orchestra and mark formed old names.

members:

stephen wisniewski – vocals, guitar
james plouffe – bass
mark maynard – drums

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lingua franca – grand piano ep

1. a kind of dancing
2. murder/mystery
3. a thousand birds
4. wrong side of luck
5. things we know for sure

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lingua franca – how to pack a suitcase

1. the piano is doomed
2. how to pack a suitcase

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may/june

Posted in may/june on November 5, 2008 by thefuckingmitten

may/june broke up right around the same time i started going to shows. sadly, i never got the chance to see them live. fortunately, 3/4’s of this band went on to form lingua franca. if you’re into lingua franca or empty orchestra at all then you should definitely download these records.

members:

stephen wisniewski – voice, guitars
james plouffe – bass
mark maynard – drums, percussion
ryan buell – guitar, accordion, banjo, piano, lap steel

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may/june – the sea is filled with horrible fish

1. all along the way
2. sound-no sound
3. stealing chaplin
4, new palace bakery
5. better than christmas
6. too much too soon
7. woe is me
8. smith
9. analog

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may/june – field recordings

1. november, etc.
2. thief river falls
3. it’s over
4. nashville tuning
5. country and western

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kid brother collective

Posted in kid brother collective on November 3, 2008 by thefuckingmitten

kid brother collective was and still is one of the best bands to ever come out of michigan. if you’ve never heard them before then check them out. members of this band have also been in the amputation, the conqueror worm, and empty orchestra.

members:

brandon trammel – vocals, guitar
vince moreno – guitar
chris everson – bass
nate humfleet – drums
eric allen – drums
mark michalik – drums

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kid brother collective – self-titled

1. few and far between
2. same time next year
3. reflector
4. my flag flies at half mast
5. crackerjack
6. year of the locust
7. the small of her back

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kid brother collective – highway miles

1. our last night
2. insomnia
3. prize fighter
4. sore loser
5. failure by design
6. light sleeper
7, too many tomorrows (fair warning)
8. ringfinger
9. breathing in
10. only if you wanted me to
11. highway miles

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kid brother collective – snowball fight in death valley

1. the benefit of losing courage
2. shoreline sinker
3. someday you’ll fly too
4. a waste of barstools
5. robot insurance
6. they don’t close florida
7. attention shoppers

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takeout

Posted in takeout with tags on November 2, 2008 by thefuckingmitten

takeout is my favorite flint punk band ever. fast, angry songs about chuck norris, skullfucking, and jumping fences to get away from the cops.

from their myspace:

“three men set out to create the greatest crust punk ever storming mid michigan and achieved damn good music.

the surgeon general warns that a steady diet of takeout will result in a good chance that you won’t be a complete tool.”

members:

eric takeout – vocals, bass
skoots – vocals, guitar
benis – drums

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takeout – every-one (the pop-punk album)

1. billy the kid
2. ticklesmooch
3. motherfucker
4. change of pace
5. cigarettes
6. beans n’ rice
7. single
8. chucking
9. all you ever
10. exit 69
11. politics? fuck you
12. can’t say no
13. cheat
14. don’t look back
15. we’re better off

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takeout – so much fun i’m pissed

1. SPOON
2. skullfuckers
3. gravy boat
4. ann arbor sucks
5. shut up, shut the fuck up
6. 50-50
7. direction
8. help me (i’m stuck in a pipe)
9. chuck norris can suck my balls

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takeout – taint pretty volume 1: a pillbox life in a supersize world

1. you people
2. gored
3. forced hand
4. scumptious
5. we 3
6. fist fuck
7. burden
8. fishing for e-tards
9. i’ll shit
10. who’s next?
11. little
12. ballsagna
13. ninjalistic
14. a bad day at the shit factory
15. are you cool?
16. angel

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floor is lava

Posted in floor is lava with tags on November 2, 2008 by thefuckingmitten

floor is lava was a helmet cover band that played one show at the flint local 432. they featured members of kid brother collective, the conqueror worm, dead by sunday, and the amputation.

from their myspace:

“floor is lava is a band that never quite came to be. we wrote one and a half songs, played one show (which was all helmet covers), and then threw in the towel. i can honestly say that this is the greatest rock lineup i have ever been a part of, it is a shame we couldn’t stick it out. the first song is our only original, the other is the helmet song we liked most. we hope you enjoy. these are rough mixes. i will be putting up the final mixes soon. <3 vince”

members:

brandon trammel – vocals, guitar
vince moreno – guitar
eric – vocals, bass
mark michalik – drums

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floor is lava – 2 songs

1. a working man’s wage
2. he feels bad (helmet cover)

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the amputation

Posted in the amputation on November 2, 2008 by thefuckingmitten

i wasn’t around for this band but this 2 song demo is amazing. i know they shared members with the conqueror worm but i’m not sure who was in this band. if you can help me out with this then leave me a comment please.

stolen from last.fm:

“born from the ashes of the conqueror worm and hailing from flint, mi, the amputation was short-lived. it will, however, prove to have set the bar very high for many ensembles to come. the music and lyrics are tremendously morbid, with very creative transitions and phrases.”

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the amputation – demo

1. confines of distance
2. off the red window sill

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the rock & roll bass guitar

Posted in the rock & roll bass guitar on November 2, 2008 by thefuckingmitten

i miss this band so much. if you’ve never heard them before you should definitely check them out. rumor has it they may be coming out with a new album shortly and maybe even be playing a show in flint next month.

from their myspace:

“Painted on green shirts and songs about biological enzymatic functions are common place at their shows. Audience members are constantly bombarded with audio insanity and visual stimulation, being pelted with profanity and offensive screams, all of which are engulfed in their true-to-form “fuck you” mantra of abrasive and loud rock & roll.”

members:

cancerboy – rock & roll bass guitar
larry trent – vocals
jerry trent – percussion

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the rock & roll bass guitar – co-enzymes, you bitch!

1. your hate crime punched me in the face
2. co-enzymes (RNA-DNA)
3. rock & roll part 18
4. stupid guy
5. biting the explosive bullet
6. round
7. fuck you, MSU parking motherfucker!
8. quatro-gordo
9. hot beef explosion roll
10. kristen burris
11. ninja house
12. 4 hoes
13. mayor mccheese
14. spiderman 2
15. fuck you, MSU parking motherfucker 2

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the rock & roll bass guitar – the new robert palmer tape

1. swiftboat veterans for broomstick sodomy
2. rock & roll jihad
3. life is awesome
4. osama bin rockin
5. i swallowed a grenade (and blew myself up)
6. a the the stick (can save us)
7. cockasaurus: weapon of mass destruction
8. bush, blow, and studio 54
9. tirand beertrang mails the rock bomb
10. half chub political trilogy
11. pantomimi, palomine, palestine
12. an open letter to mayor don williamson
13. bonus

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the rock & roll bass guitar – plays music from within the rock vagina (live album)

1. intro
2. rock & roll part 18
3. osama bin rockin
4. bush, blow, and studio 54
5. co-enzymes
6. i swallowed a grenade
7. biting the explosive bullet
8. gay intro
9. the aquaman song
10. bullshit threat
11. your hate crime punched me in the face
12. you fucked up
13. cockasaurus: weapon of mass destruction
14. rock & roll may die tonight

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the rock & roll bass guitar – butthole, no!

1. god is dead
2. priest invasion!
3. slow-motion fuck in a fast-forward world
4. paula zahn, now!
5. beer me

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the rock & roll bass guitar – the last will and testament of the only surviving true-blue red-blooded all-american man
(if anyone has the full tracklisting for this please leave me a comment on here or talk to me on AIM)

1. rock & roll STD
2. dick cheney’s duck hunt
3. friday night laugh factory
4. devos = less piece of shit
5. hillary clinton’s red hot pussy (political)
6. hillary clinton’s red hot pussy (street whore)
7. united 93 (where are you?)
8. the operation was very successful
9. definitely no. 18 (jerkin to the next generation)
10. DVDA for america (thank you dateline!)
11. all abortion practitioners obviously have a hard-on for baby-killing
12. rock you like a hurricane (katrina)
13. dwarf planet: will suck dick for coke
14. holy shit in the st. john
15. the jean bennet trilogy
16. if new york city had balls (they’d call it wilt chamberlin city)
17. bonus

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the rock & roll bass guitar – for colored girls who have considered suicide when the president is not black enuf

1. so you’re voting for mccain…
2. hope is a thing with cash
3. the message: let’s just call obama a socialist
4. michelle obama: be my hamma mamma
5. gaffe machine
6. barack obluntwrap
7. cindy mccain: ice creature from planet hoth
8. the night swerve got a lapdance (from two sarah palin impersonators)
9. terry shaivo face (i stubbed my toe)
10. pastor manning (in my mouth)

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the guy champion sexual revolution

Posted in the guy champion sexual revolution with tags on November 2, 2008 by thefuckingmitten

i know next to nothing about this band except that they only play shows once a year and this record fucking rules.

from their myspace:

“there was a time when rock and roll was dangerous. it was thought of as the devil’s music. now it has become something much worse, the corporation’s music. a money-maker for the modern day pillagers. the corporate world has taken over rock and roll and it’s many off shoots. the result is a watered down version of what it once was. it’s purpose is to make money for the destroyers of the earth and the exploiters of humanity. another by-product of this is a complacent, ignorant youth. the corporations are now owning our counter-culture. there is no difference between kid rock, blink 182, and kelly clarkson. none have anything to say. it is time we put our foot down. we no longer want to hear songs about pointless bullshit when people are dying in wars for the western empire. we no longer want to hear music with sexual implications as opposed to the real words. we no longer want to hear a repeat of what was cool yesterday. we no longer want to hear music that is for the censors. we no longer want to hear safe music that makes sure the “artist” gets paid. we want to hear real music for music’s sake, not for fucking money’s sake. we want to hear raw passion and sex in the music. we want no censorship. we want THE GUY CHAMPION SEXUAL REVOLUTION!”

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the guy champion sexual revolution – a 12 step program to anti-rock

1. heroin, fargo, and rock& roll
2. rock & roll stole my freedom
3. rock & roll motherfucker
4. 666 rock & roll miles away
5. rock & roll cocksucker
6. the final victory for rock & roll
7. buick city rock & roll
8. tokyo city rock & roll
9. i hate rock & roll
10. rock & roll brutality
11. mission statement

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